16 episodes of house...

I don't think I can even begin to explain how incredibly and irrationally pissed off I am right now.

I sprained my ankle, badly, going up for a disc in ulti. The good news is I got the D. The bad news is, my left ankle resembles a large grapefruit right now. It hurts, I can't walk, let alone run, I can't even drive (it's my clutch foot).

The pain ( Read more... )

"It's like you're a raccoon, sure I could arm wrestle it and win, but that's not going to happen. It's going to scratch my fucking eyes out."

$10 says I won this weekend.

But seriously, best weekend I've had in a very very long time. I'm actually thinking about getting skydiving lessons now.

The hardest part of my job is convincing an engineer that they are wrong ( Read more... )

"Haha! It's like a chocolate anus!"

There I was, trundling out of Safeway, shopping cart filled to the brim with an assortment of Gatorades, happily heading towards my beloved car when I did a double take. Hell, I did a triple take, hit the brakes, flat out stopped and stared.

I probably looked like an idiot to everybody, I mean there I was, some random dude stopping and staring ( Read more... )

ATVing last week

Rockclimbing this week

Brazilian Bikini fashion show next week

Skydiving in 2 weeks

Half Marathon in 1 month

I believe one of the true signs of friendship is the ability to spend hours talking about absolutely nothing, yet be able to laugh your ass off while doing it.

"How the fuck do you have 8 hard drives, just randomly lying around your room ( Read more... )