the title says it all....

http://youtube.com/watch?v=Yu_moia-oVI

rick is a god. and miley is his goddess

im listening to a metal cover of 'misery business' done by sea of treachery. BADASS ( Read more... )

well last night was a bitter clusterfuck now wasnt it.

im drinking a modelo before bed ( Read more... )

i propose a simple question to men of all races, persuasions, caramel sundaes, and religions....

would you or would you not sacrifice your freedom to rail the ungodly hell out of miley cyrus?

god im going to prison if i answer.

hey patrick, stop studying for your actuary test...come cuddle.

so the weather is beautiful, no one can dispute that. however, it brings out the drunkest in the best of em ( Read more... )

the oozinator ( Read more... )

so there's this guy i work with ( Read more... )

the sexual things i would do to jenny lewis cannot be said even on the internet. goddamn.

what?

im confused about a lot of things

my mom is number one on that list

im going to bed

i need a lot of clarity...