Last night I dreamt that I was doing cocaine with my grandma. Weird.

today i got drunk with michael's grandma. i then proceeded to call michael's dad an asshole and tell him and everyone else in the car (including his 14 year old cousin) to fuck off. i am one cool lady.

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Me and Michael are off to the hospital at 1:00 PM today, and I will be getting induced. So there should be a babus sometime tomorrow or the next day. Come party with us at the hospital in the meantime!!!!

So.... I may be having the baby on monday night. If I do not go into labor before then. Otherwise I will be getting induced either monday or tuesday. Michael will make the phone calls and let everyone know for sure. And then we can party at the hospital. Also, there is a tropical storm named after me, I really hope it turns into a hurricane. That ( Read more... )

I will be having a baby shower this sunday june 12 @ 12pm. It will be at michaels house 3019 w. weile. comment if you would like to attend. or call me @ 499-1565 to rsvp.

Me and michael found out today that we are going to have a baby boy. the doctor said that ours is the second best baby that he has ever seen. (the first was his own kid, so of course he was biased) Sorry Ian, now you will not be able to date our kid.

eeeewwwwwwww! my name is lame ass! you can call me t fenter! i think i am funny and every one gives me sympathy laughs then looks away!

I feel like I have a little alien living inside of me. It moves around and creeps me out, it kind of feels gross sometimes. one time it kicked me while my hand was on my stomach and i started laughing uncontrollably. I wish everyone else would get pregnant so i had some pregnant friends, its really lonely. I also wish that i didnt have to eat every ( Read more... )