Holy Shit!!!! I just spent 24 hours straight doing homework at school.. It was drafting homework. and i am fairly certain i did a yterrible job. my hand is all misshapened and sore and a little bit numb wher i was holding the pencil... You could easily insert penis into that sentace and i would sound like a huge slut! Oh wait according to alex ( Read more... )

Michael Beck's parents abandoned him for Thanksgiving!!!! Therefore the only logical thing to do is to have a Neverland feast on Friday night! Bring your own imaginative food, as well as any real alcohol you wish to bring! If you need directions call Michael on my phone 499-1565!

SO I PURPOSLY DIDNT PAY MY PHONE BILL.... I HAVE THE MONEY FOR IT.... I JUST DONT FEEL LIKE GOING TO THE BANK AND THE MALL ALL IN THE SAME DAY.... I GUESS I HAVE TO PAY IT NOW, IT GOT SHUT OFF LAST NIGHT. THAT DOESNT JUST AFFECT ME THOUGH, MATT SHARES A PLAN WITH ME SO THAT MEANS HE IS SCREWED UNTIL I DECIDE TO PAY IT! OH MAN AM I A HUGE BITCH

SO DAY TWO OF THE INVASION OF THE FAMILY FROM HELL WILL BE STARTING IN ABOUT 3 HOURS..... I HAVE A FEELING I MAY WANT TO GOUGE MY EYES OUT FROM INSANITY BY AT LEAST 4:00 PM TOMORROW... OH MAN I CAN NOT WAIT UNTIL WORK... I WILL THEN HAVE A VIABLE EXCUSE FOR LEAVING MY HOUSE AND MY FAMILY.... HOUSEGUESTS ARE THE WORST EVER.... I HAVE NO ROOM, NO ( Read more... )

OH MY GOD KILL ME NOW!!!!! MY HOME HAS BEEN TAKEN OVER BY WHITE TRASH SOUTHERNS!!!!!! I WANT TO BE DEAD!!!!

OK SO TODAY WAS AWESOME!!!! OUT OF NOWHERE MY MOM GAVE ME TWENTY DOLLARS FOR GAS... THIS IS THE FIRST TIME IN LIKE TWO YEARS THAT MY GAS TANK HAS BEEN COMPLETLY FULL!!!! I LOVE MY PARENTS!!! ALSO IF ANYONE WANTS TO HANG OUT THIS WEEK THAT WOULD BE AWESOME... I AM AVOIDING MY HOUSE DURING THANKSGIVING... I HAVE WAY TOO MUCH FAMILY COMING OVER AND MY ( Read more... )

MY TERRIBLE DAY IS OVER!!!!! AND I MANAGED TO LIVE... I THOUGHT FOR SURE I WAS GOING TO DIE TODAY.

ok so i said more shitty things would happen today and they did..... I went to go get gas at chevron... of course i prepaid with my six dollars in dimes... which i may mention i stole and was all i had... well anyway... the pump didnt stop going at six dollars... the stooopid lady forgot about it. Luckily i stoped it after it had only gone 73 cents ( Read more... )

OK SO TODAY FUCKING SUCKS!!! HERE ARE AT LEAST 10 REASONS WHY THAT IS TRUE (MAYBE MORE.. I WILL HAVE TO SEE HOW BAD OF A MOOD I AM IN ( Read more... )

My mom cleaned my room for me!!!!! I LOVE MY LIFE!!!!!!