I thought you would want to know about this e-mail virus.

Even the most advanced programs from Norton or McAfee

cannot take care of this one.

It appears to affect those who were born

prior to 1960.

1. Causes you to send the same

e-mail twice.

Done that!

2. Causes you to send a blank e-mail!

That too!

3. Causes you to send e-mail to

the wrong person ( Read more... )

Bubba had long heard the stories of an amazing family tradition. It seems that his father, grandfather and great-grandfather had all been able to walk on water on their 21st birthday. On that special day, they'd each walked across the lake to the bar on the far side for their first legal drink.

So when Bubba's 21st birthday came a round, he and his ( Read more... )

I was born with a fork tounge, born to spit the wicked shit, childhood circumstances made the ( Read more... )

 A blonde goes into the cleaners and drops off a blouse to be dry cleaned.

As she's leaving the clerk says, "Come again."

The blonde stops and says "No, it's mustard this time."

A cruise on the Pacific goes all wrong, the ship sinks, and there are only 3 Survivors; Bob, Tom and Debbie.
They manage to swim to a small island and they live there for a couple of years doing what's natural for men and women to do.
After several years of casual sex, all the time, Debbie felt absolutely horrible about what she was doing.
She felt ( Read more... )

 Bloody naked bodies in the streets stuck with knives ( Read more... )

Anybody that knows me knows I cant poop when people are around. I suffer from poop shyness but my cat Sissy thinks it is the most intertaining thing she has ever seen. every mourning shy follows my to the bathroom and stares at me when I'm pooping. She dosn't move just stares and I cant poop. I belive this is something I can overcome but for now I ( Read more... )

this mother fucker was staying with us and now are cat is dieing i will have this bastereds head if you want to join me in my quist of revenge send me a message and this fucker will pay for my cat 

 Sometimes it feels like the world's on my shoulders ( Read more... )

the doc said its in my brain and I'll more than likely go crazy befor it kills me and i dont want it to happen  but its to late now to even worry but there is still more things I want to do that will never happen to tell the truth i dont want to die i dont want to decompose or rot I want to rule over the world and because of lack of money and the ( Read more... )