Dig it out with a rusty knife.please.

I'm a little bummed that Glenn got his ass knocked to the ground by a NSK guy.I mean,I used to idolize that guy.He seemed pretty cool for my whole entire teenage life.At least to his fans.But he had it comming to him.Big D pushed the guy first.I wonder what he has to say about getting flattened by a single punch ( Read more... )

As if Laura Bush doesn't have enough money and world power at her disposal to hold the title of the world's most powerful woman(or is that Oprah?), she needs to hold a bakery title as well?Check this out.Straight off the GWB website ( Read more... )

Jen got a fish.It's a beta(one of those fighting fish).I named him Master.Get it?

The trailer for the new necros/existi video will be up on the necros site soon(like today).I'm pretty happy with it.It deffinitely makes you want to see more.I will have my own site up once I secure a domain.i'm sick of promoting those necronaut fuckers.somethings missing,but i don't miss it.

One broken papertowel dispenser and one less friend.So far so good.

I think I'm gonna start popping roids and working out like crazy.That way,when I get out of a pool,I can go stand next to a fire with the light from the flames bouncing off my huge glistening chest,and hopefully chicks will think I'm cool.If that doesn't work,I'll just try and through them in the pool.If that doesn't work,I'll try and act cool by ( Read more... )

I was watching the Larry King interview with Former Pres.Bush and his wife Barbara and noticed something.He's about as fucking dumb as his son.Not quite though.He actually thought that Alexander Hamilton was president.I guess brilliance like that runs in the family.

A huge dogfight broke out in the middle of my livingroom lastnight.Chompie was being a selfish prick and wanted to steal the Kong from Toby,but Tobe wasn't having any of that shit and he let out a little"Fuck off dude,I'm chewing on it." type growl.But, Chompie took that as,"Okay fucker,wanna fight?" and then all hell broke loose.They started ( Read more... )

There is seriously nothing in the world as awesome as driving home from the dog park with your dog while sharing Wendy's frenchfries and hamburgers with him.Let the goodtimes roll.