I will not shed a tear for your passing ( Read more... )

Jack Skellington: Sally! I need your help most of all ( Read more... )

Tit! Oh, mommy. Most Indians would say "cow" because they are sacred, but I hear "milk," I think giant jugs. You see, I cannot go home a virgin. I came here to study the great American art of muff diving. To smack clam, munch rug, dine at just one American pink taco stand! You know, I wanted to, how is it, park the porpoise. You know? I want to ( Read more... )

"Listen, not a year goes by, not a year, that I don't hear about some escalator accident involving some bastard kid which could have easily been avoided had some parent - I don't care which one - but some parent conditioned him to fear and respect that escalator ( Read more... )

So I haven't posted in awhile. I guess I've just been so busy and I feel like no one reads my little postings anyway but here goes. I think last time I posted we were going to buy a house. Which didn't happen. We did however get a pretty evil cat named Romeo. I don't work at blockbuster anymore, now I work at Time Warner Cable in the Digital ( Read more... )

Monthly update o-rama. Life has a funny way of just blindsiding you with so many things it could make your head asplode. Starting off with Julie and I buying a house. Yah it sounds crazy and it is. Somewhere out in Katy will be my new residence at the end of this month. Since she works for a homebuilder she gets a good deal on homes and they ( Read more... )

IT'S CLIFFORD THE DOG YOU SICK FUCKS!!! Clifford fell into the lake ( Read more... )

So like Julie talked me into getting this wrist thing on my well...wrist. It keeps my wrist straight becuase it's been hurting when I bend it too much. I also go my new xbox and bought knights of the old republic. I also preorded Halo 2 and we are going to get Dish Network. Yah so we're blazing through money. I just burped. Work was stupid. ( Read more... )

I was just thinking before i get into my little spiel; They have an option here of putting what song you're currently listening to. Now, if you're posting a coulple of paragraphs and they take longer than 5 mins...do you put the song you ended the post on...or the song you were listening to while you wrote the post?? I usually put one song on ( Read more... )

I remember people I meet like an etched image in my brain. My brain keeps information like that and movie trivia stuff ( Read more... )