Comments | kiltypleasure: "My GPA is dying a slow, agonizing death"

kiltypleasure

"My GPA is dying a slow, agonizing death"

Dec 16, 2004 11:53

And now, for your enjoyment, a stream-of-consciousness monologue by Chapstick Poocard

KP, enter stage right

I want nothing more than to vomit. Everywhere. Especially on you, oh Great Organic professor. Gee golly, thanks Dr. Woski for beating me within an inch of my life with that 11 page monstrosity that you call a final. I could have had an A in ( Read more... )

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frolicsome December 16 2004, 18:05:32 UTC

How long have you been toying with those, Woski? Almost 5 months, you say? And still you struggle?

HAHAHAHAHAHA

kiltypleasure December 17 2004, 01:54:23 UTC

You should see this man trying to move the boards in our lecture hall. It's like watching a chimp trying to do calculus, only with even less success.

Party in DaVille?

iamnotheath December 16 2004, 18:22:15 UTC

i think im gonna suggest that to the theatre profs at hendrix as a potential monologue to be used as finals in the acting classes.

kiltypleasure December 17 2004, 01:56:19 UTC

Squee! My first shot at being a screenwriter!

I got five more dollars... september_gurl December 16 2004, 20:51:44 UTC

Bar Lights is a beautiful song... it used to be my cell phone ring before my wretched ex took the phone away. Alas, he was paying for it, and it is better to have loved and lost than to have never loved at all.

As for fabric softener, most liquids are good but the rather interesting Tuscaloosa water has a way of fucking with the fresh clean smell. I'd suggest going for bounce sheets in the scent of your choice.

Re: I got five more dollars... kiltypleasure December 17 2004, 02:05:49 UTC

Anything by Whiskeytown is a beautiful song. I want Jacksonville Skyline played at my wedding. Don't ask me why, I'm just weird like that.

And yeah, T-town water sux0rz.

mangofuz December 17 2004, 00:10:07 UTC

Picard, you warm my heart. I quiver with anticipation for every livejournal update. I am currently writing the most blatantly bullshit-laden philosophy paper of my academic career which will be either be a grade booster or a ball buster, but I took a little break to find you had updated, and it really did make my life. How can one human being be so fucking attractive, brilliant, and hilarious all at the same time!? I don't know, but you simply must fill me in because you are my role model...for LIFE!!! I love you Picard and anxiously await either your arrival to DaVille or your next mind blowing lj entry.

kiltypleasure December 17 2004, 02:15:34 UTC

I quiver with anticipation...

Sounds like a passage from a Harlequin Romance novel. Damn, I'm good.

Ah... miss_sayrah December 17 2004, 01:50:06 UTC

I must say, that bit of comedic relief was JUST what I needed after this shitty week. Amen.

Re: Ah... kiltypleasure December 17 2004, 02:08:56 UTC

Happy to be of service, madame.