Comments | kiltypleasure: I speak in monotone...

kiltypleasure

I speak in monotone...

Feb 26, 2005 11:25

Why does no good deed go unpunished? All I do is try to spread love and joy across this great land, and what do I have to show for it?

Mono, that's what.

Oh fate, thou art a most fickle bitch.

Comments 7

captain_sam February 26 2005, 12:10:21 UTC

You know, you try to appease fate, it spits in your face. You invite fate to lick your non-existent balls, and it shits in your bed. There's just no winning.

kiltypleasure February 27 2005, 15:02:08 UTC

Congratulations, you have just posted the funniest comment in my journal, ever.

A complimentary fruit basket is on its way.

scarshapedstar February 26 2005, 15:08:27 UTC

Oh yeah, I guess I forgot to mention that.

kiltypleasure February 27 2005, 14:57:23 UTC

Yeah, well, so did he. At least until after my virological fate was sealed.

sexually frustrated, but not sick! mangofuz March 2 2005, 15:09:59 UTC

Isn't it weird to think that when you kiss someone, you are, in reality, pretty much kissing every other person he's ever kissed...the gift that keeps on giving, if you will? Well, when put that way, I don't know if I'll do much kissing in the future...but sadly mono will probably have nothing to do with it...sigh.

Re: sexually frustrated, but not sick! kiltypleasure March 4 2005, 13:14:52 UTC

Isn't it weird to think that when you kiss someone, you are, in reality, pretty much kissing every other person he's ever kissed...the gift that keeps on giving, if you will?

Ewwwwwww.

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kiltypleasure March 4 2005, 13:15:16 UTC

Her parents should be shot at once.