i wouldnt, i'm no ding-a-ling

[kim_holiday]

If i were sleeping, and you were an alarm clock, how would you wake me up?

i am the maker and creator of the debbil., swine merchant. your time is near at hand, fuck with me and your time will be now. my presence here affects the mind of your people like a fever. i am the bearer of 9,999 diseases. evil, corrupt. pork-chop eating brain.

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so wait..

[sexywarriorpoet]

im confused. evil, got it; currupt, got it... oh! i got confused at the park where the dog from Doug eats the dog from Inspector Gadget...?