how much do you think it would cost for me to hire someone to follow me when i walk around playing "bad to the bone" on a boombox?

i feel like there arent many people in the world, but just a few people over and over again, and most of those people i generally dislike, and most of those people end up generally disliking me, which is fine because it's mutual and when things are mutual you can't complain. you can't complain, except that sometimes it's not really mutual, ( Read more... )

the problem was getting home. my mum and dad had decided to sell our cottage up on lake erie and had gone to shop for a new one, which was fine with me because nobody used it and more importantly because one summer when we went to stay there when i was little, a boy that lived nearby drowned in the lake. summer in canada is never grey, but those 2 ( Read more... )

my uncle sid and i were camping and hiking through a rocky desert. it's kind of a long story how we got there, but all i'll say about that is that he basically collects snakes for a living, and if you knew him, you would not find this story strange. (or, at least you wouldn't find the beginning strange. how we broke through and discovered Them is ( Read more... )

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tonight i went to a free baseball game-a double header. it was very, very enjoyable. it reminded me of this quote from WW uncle walt, so i thought i would share--i know baseball doesn't really fit in with the artsy-whatever community, but it's walt whitman, and you can't argue with that ( Read more... )

I don't love you ( Read more... )

so I'm just reposting a myspace post i just made. If it makes you feel any better, I wrote it for livejournal and reposted it on myspace. But that shouldnt really make you feel any better. Fool! Ehhhh someone bring me some fooood ( Read more... )

now run home

I'll lose some sales and my boss won't be happy ( Read more... )