i have decided that now is my time to be single AND happy. because i haven't done that in 7 years. i'm done with silly boys (ok, that's probably a lie, but whatever). i'm just going to be in love with life for right now.
You have a super rad chick who is probably ABSOLUTELY at least ten times more awesome than her and her boy-woman, who would treat you like an effing king and you’re being LAME AS ALL HELL."