This morning I blew the transmission on my new jeep trying to get out of my driveway. Yes, my 4 WHEEL DRIVE JEEP. Stupid boro doesn't clean anything here. My driveway is a paper street and it's a hill and curved and gravel. I got stuck on the curve. I also had on my trademark heels ( Read more... )

most of my wedding pics are up on my facebook account.
msg me if you want an add.

Third day of Food Goes In Food Comes Out.
A good time to eat a lot of holiday crap since I know
it will just be coming right back out in less than 20
minutes. Hey! My ass is like a Dominos delivery!
Ive been up since 3 this morning too.
Merry Xmas!!

Shall I send you an Xmas card this year?

email me your address if I don't already have it.
:)
and ho, ho, HO

at work, at home & with friends no one has any concern for me? Am I that insignificant?

i hurt i hurt i hurt i hurt
i want to cry
or puke
or both
wtf did i do to myself?

I am addicted to zwinky.

Today was the first day I went to the gym in 2 weeks. I'll be hurting tomorrow.

That's not the worst of it.

My trainer, Laura, got promoted.
IIt's wonderful for her but not for me. She won't be training anymore but helping to set up and assess new clients. So that's why it's bad - no more Laura for me. I did meet her replacement. She's new, ex ( Read more... )

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...the smaller the dog, the nastier their ass stinks...

...also - how can something sooo cute stink soooo bad?