My father just informed me this afternoon that, when Mother and I go to New Orleans next week, I'm supposed to hold her hand so I don't get lost.

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In a little less than ten days, I'm going to be eighteen. AND THIS DA THINKS I STILL NEED TO HOLD MOMMY'S HAND?! Ugh. Get a clue, dude.

I realize that it's NOLA, and it's reputation isn't exactly top- ( Read more... )

 WIZARD OF ASS!

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That is all.

 A round-up (in no particular order) of things I have learned since my last post.

- As I just tweeted, I have decided (and decreed) that food poisoning is simultaneously the worst and best thing ever. I felt like shit (that special kind of feeling like shit where you're sure if you just died you'd feel better) for 24+ hours, but...I did lose 3 ( Read more... )

Is it just me or is American Idol a little blah this year? Definitely not as painful to watch as last year but no where near as awesome as Season 7. That year was the pinnacle of Idol for me; the Top 12 was just so full of talent- David Cook, Michael Johns, Carly Smithson, Brooke White, etc. Last year, Adam was really the only one worth my time, ( Read more... )

Like everyone, I sometimes fall prey to the disease commonly known as "diarrhea of the mouth". WebMD defines this as "an inability to think before speaking, i.e. being a dumbass".

I showed symptoms of this socially debilitating ailment earlier today when the following interaction took place between my mother and I:

I was flipping through the latest ( Read more... )

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For the past month, it's been ABSOLUTELY. EFFIN. FREEZING. IN ALABAMA. I mean, like, some seriously epic shit, ya'll. My feet barely touched dirt for three weeks.

But finally, finally, it's warmed up. I think my bones are all thawed up now.

Right now, it's a blissful 67 degrees in mid-January in central Alabama. People have gone from three layers and ( Read more... )

Let me just start off by saying that this Christmas, surprisingly, didn't suck. After losing my great-grandmother in March and then my great-aunt in October, nearly all of my family expected this to be a really awful, depressing day. My grandmother has been ignoring the whole idea of Christmas entirely, my mother has been in 'Hurry-Up-And-Get-This- ( Read more... )

First of all, I'm going to start off with this: ADAM LAMBERT'S NEW CD IS AMAZING!!!

Now that that's out of the way, on to the rest of the post ( Read more... )