I AM 56% ASSHOLE/BITCH!
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( Disclaimer...if you are offended by the word VAGINA, please do not read any further )

I think I'm in pretty good shape--those who've seen me recently, wouldn't you agree ( Read more... )

I know I've said this before: Lather, rinse, repeat; do the very same thing--in the exact same order--within 12 hours of the previous...

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Because I can no longer function (well) on less than 7.5 hours of sleep per night. Gone are the days of my early to mid '20s, when I could have plenty of fun on work nights and still wake up at the ass-crack of dawn; as long as I caught a 3-hour nap, I was fine ( Read more... )

(from redjenn93)

Sum up your opinion or impression of me in one word, leave it as a comment in this posting, and then post this sentence in your own journal, please.*

*Entertaining my folks is a full-time job; hope everyone is doing well...

Ha! Create your Wu-Name

1.) Jennifer from this day forward
you will also be known as Bitter Bastard

2.) Jendo from this day forward
you will also be known as Sarcastic Lover

3.) Jen from this day forward
you will also be known as Unlucky Lover

4.) kimchee pasta from this day forward
you will also be known as Lucky Scholar