My roommate just took a massive slam while I was showering this morning. Do we have two bathrooms? Yes. So WHY??????????

Did the said roommate apologize for the faux pas? No.

So. Angry.

The steam-y shower made it seem as if I were swallowing a mouthful of poo-air, and though I may be a bit kinky -- a girl has to draw the line.

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Don't fuck with a man having a Brad Pitt moment, or he'll shoot you in the arm.

http://www.cnn.com/2008/CRIME/12/27/movie.shooting/index.html

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Stanley Milgram proved decades ago that when ordered or asked strongly -- people will inflict pain on others.

Are we all Nazis in this recessive state of evil? What the fuck ever happened to personal responsibility or any sense of morality? This study angered me. Leave a comment  1 

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So, in light of my heinous work schedule and need for some last minute Christmas shopping -- I will not be cooking for Sunday Music Club ( Read more... )

I bought this dress at Target, and when I realized that A. I hated the dress B. I wanted to return it C. I fucking forgot the receipt, I had to take the sequin covered tent back for a gift card. Meh ( Read more... )

Dear Manager of the Edgewood Target "Ralph"-

You suck big, nasty, crusty balls. That is all.

Sincerely,

Elizabeth A. Stierwalt

http://www.cnn.com/2008/US/12/12/coffee.costs/index.html

yes
I will watch you jogging from spindle wheel
to spindle wheel racing the heartbeat thud
filling
the air trappings in frequent bursts of
violin staccato still I study
you
knifing
the quiet quick longing with my reddened glow
live
so that I may and
the Daisy will do Daisy will
love Daisy needs
the Daisy
you


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