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Ow my shins!

I feel like that one scene from Hostel...

Yeah I feel like a scene from a movie - it's possible.

Anyway...that scene where the asian's eyeball is dangling from that retinal cord (I'm obviously an optometrist) and then someone cuts it and gross shit fluid comes out of the cord.

I'm a sad asian, covered in shit fluid with one eye.

Yeah, its THAT

I sent my resume to like 5 places today. That makes me real nervous. I feel like the least qualified person EVER.

Guess what Nat Platt...?

I filled out my forms today! (I might even bring you an equip. deposit...MIGHT)

Christmas = Buh
New Years = Buh
Bank Account = Buh

Hi, my name is Deborah...Deborah Downer. My friends call me Debbie though.

So close to 2008...I can feel it...inside me

wait...WHAT?

I feel like Kyle in that one episode of South Park, when everyone else is all stoked for Christmas and I'm just a lonely jew...a lonely jew...on Christmas day...

Except I almost like being an orphan

Kimi: You know who I haven't gotten a drunk dial from in a while?
Aaron: Your dad?
Kimi: Yeah...*in an almost concerned tone*

ERICA?

My lip gloss is POPPIN

Kind of excited for guard tonight. Mostly its another thing I can check off my list of things to do before my whole 3 days off of life!

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