Now we all know that Victoria's poppa has never had an enema.
(And it was at the point that I think we better take the wine away.)

Just returned home after what I thought would be my last hurrah in the Cities.
Although it turned out to be my last hu--; r, r, a and the second h all blew me off.

I leave tomorrow to start my new life across the Pacific.
And I'm decidedly depressed.

It's starting to hit me.
In a matter of days, my life will change dramatically.

i could brush my teeth and turn into bed early like a good girl who's gotta work tomorrow…. OR. i could room service some chocolate cake with strawberry sauce to my ass in room 4120, gobbling up dat chocolate in my skivvies on these white, white sheets. c'mon, i worked out this morning! it's free! i need to start indulging in this already-paid-for ( Read more... )

"It attracts me to you knowing that you could protect me.
What compels me to you further is knowing that you would."

"without hesitation, and without thought"

I was driving north on Main Street when I saw a green car stop at the 1st St NW intersection. After a brief stop at the stop sign, the car proceeded to attempt a left hand turn, crossing my path, to go southbound on Main Street. As the car pulled forward, not appearing to recognize my approaching vehicle and making no visible signs to avoid a ( Read more... )

"i love you sweetheart, for all you are and all you will be. i love those photos and i await your arrival with baited breath"

"Hello? ... Hello? ... Can you hear me?"

"So you are alive"

"before, i couldn't see myself with anyone... now i can't see myself with anyone but you"

"We hope you enjoy your stay in Australia

Sincerely,

Hobart Global Processing Centre
Date: 28 November 2012"