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Holy fucking unintentional shit storm in the last post. You broads are some of the dumbest people I have ever encountered. One twat said because I let a guy comment to some dumb preggo in my journal I can be arrested for aiding him in, get this, STALKING. Haha. I'll dial the cops for you and then I'll make us popcorn for when the cop laughs and ( Read more... ) -
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Abortions are awesome! I just got one. It was the coolest thing ever. The doctor showed me the pieces of the baby he vacuumed out of my chooch! I think everyone should try an abortion especially those pregnant teens!!! Just what we need. A bunch of retards having babies. Shouldn't those bitches be playing with Barbie dolls and not penises? -
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I farted!
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The autopsy of Terri Schiavo found she was so severely brain-damaged that no amount of therapy would have reversed her condition, medical examiners said today.
http://www.cnn.com/2005/HEALTH/06/15/schiavo.autopsy/index.html
Please read away.
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I haven't had time to be funny lately.
Because of making fun of the Pope and Terri Schiavo's death our Lord Jesus has struck me with COLON CANCER.
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If the new Pope isn't evil incarnate I don't know what is.
Look at those green teeth and his dry peeled back lips. ::shiver::
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