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[kimn]

One of the most accepted old English adages is that "a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush." Now, what I've always understood that to mean is that something you have is equal to two somethings you don't. Translated into mathematics, that means that any x amount of my money is equal to 2x of yours. So if your money is twice mine, that means

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[guide_vocal]

Then that means everybody owes everybody money. Since I have more money in my savings account, that must mean I am worth more. So why don't you just give me all the money you already have and we'll call it even. SCIENCE. XD

<3 I like to pretend I am funny.

[kimn]

What? But-- but--NO! Me give YOU money? That's all wrong, all wrong. See, the full saying is that "a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush, but only when it works in Kenny's favor." So you're still supposed to give me money. The end.