Thoughts on a Pop SongPink - "Please Don’t Leave Me ( Read more... )

Thoughts on a Pop Song
T.I. f/Justin Timberlake - Dead and Gone

If I needed a concrete reason why I don’t like this song, I got it when “Dead and Gone” started sharing airtime with Eminem’s “Beautiful.” There it is, I thought, there’s the song that exposes all of “Dead and Gone”’s faults all at once. Of course, because T.I. is a prime superstar ( Read more... )

Thoughts on a Pop SongMiley Cyrus - The Climb ( Read more... )

Haikus are lame.

Putting something in haiku form isn't clever or funny. It's lame.

Fuck haikus.

Yo, man, fuck 4:41 a.m.

I have great hair.

I found this in on an Internet messageboard in a thread talking about Alicia Silverstone's recent ad for PETA. The threads and messages on that board are quite transient and disappear into the ether very quickly, and I wanted to preserve this before it got erased from the Web forever. I don't know if this was stolen from a larger work or not, but ( Read more... )

MisterBadIdea: i am filled with busy ( Read more... )

I broke a lightbulb in my hand. Contrary to rumor, it was entirely accidental and I did not break it over my head after a girl refused to sleep with me. Now I have this big cut across my thumb, and it stings and I have no Band-Aid for it. But bandages are for pussies anyway. Whatever. I'm gonna go play some Silent Hill. But I gotta start the ( Read more... )

One of the most accepted old English adages is that "a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush." Now, what I've always understood that to mean is that something you have is equal to two somethings you don't. Translated into mathematics, that means that any x amount of my money is equal to 2x of yours. So if your money is twice mine, that means ( Read more... )