Comments | kimredman: Five years old he is

kimredman

Five years old he is

Feb 28, 2005 20:01

My nephew just turned five. Later this week his father will turn 21.

Lesson?

Use a mother fucking condom or god will blow you one right in the back of the skull

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jasonwert February 28 2005, 20:25:29 UTC

damn that would suck.

blacktron_pimp February 28 2005, 22:03:35 UTC

i deserve so many babies, its not even funny.

buggeration March 1 2005, 05:58:32 UTC

I laughed.

kimredman March 1 2005, 11:37:41 UTC

Who's babies? Are you going to eat them?

etherealprimate February 28 2005, 22:44:01 UTC

My sister got pregnant while her partner wore a condom and while she was on the pill. Nothing is 100% and (as we know) neither is abstinence... quite ironically.

eclecticerudite February 28 2005, 23:59:59 UTC

Abortions are 100%. They say abstinence is also, but I don't think that is really an option.

etherealprimate March 1 2005, 08:14:53 UTC

lol, the abstinence not being a 100% is kinda a inside joke with me and Kim. I learned in my human sexuality class that most high school sex ed classes try to represent abstinence as the only birth control that is 100% effective, BUT 25% of teens who rely on abstinence as their only form of birth control end up with unwanted pregnancy. This is because the program represents abstinence when used correctly and ignores all cases when it isn't. But anyhoo, ya abstinence isn't a very realilistic option.

diar March 1 2005, 08:56:39 UTC

Do you have stairs in your house?

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buggeration March 1 2005, 06:00:02 UTC

Use a mother fucking condom or god will blow you. END.

kimredman March 1 2005, 11:38:30 UTC

wait? What's wrong with that? Does god have herpes of the mouth?

I suppose he would, his "word" being so annoying and misleading and all.

ritterkreuz March 9 2005, 19:16:31 UTC

Fuck condoms. Drown your offspring the second they pop outta the snatch.

kimredman March 9 2005, 20:08:28 UTC

hahahah!