April
Never taking intros seriously - Ishmael is always to blame.
Wire maintenance with Tieria - Bet this is going to be SO CHATTY.
Kamui is good with kids - He should really try duct tape though.
Giving Twilight Sparkle directions to her friend - Soon Itachi will amass his own army of magical ponies.
Sasuke wants a fight - They really. Fucking fail at talking to each other. WHAT EVEN IS THAT CONVERSATION. It is the worst conversation.
Visitors from the Sif - Second post
May
Pirates vs Ninja! Sex bomb delivery! Sakura wants to go into space - Sasuke threadjacks
Knuckles is a suspicious EchidnaThe worst pirate - Post! Treasure. And adventure.