Comments | kinda_crabby: ♋ ACT III

kinda_crabby

♋ ACT III > GIVE ALL THE ADVICE

Feb 16, 2011 13:46

[Having been rendered ABSOLUTELY TERRIFIED by the plague of cooties, Karkat has sequestered himself beneath his human rejuvenation platform within his human abode. This means he has been hiding under his bed like a wuss for a while. Eventually, out of unhealthy curiosity, he listens in on his AUDIO HOOK ( Read more... )

!event: better place to love, he was hatched for this event, he isn't kidding, !cooties, seriously take him up on it, !event

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mfinmiracles February 17 2011, 03:50:47 UTC

Hey best friend.

kinda_crabby February 17 2011, 03:53:07 UTC

Oh no.

Oh no oh no oh no oh no oh no.

mfinmiracles February 17 2011, 03:56:32 UTC

[He's giving a PURELY GOOD NATURED chuckle into his end of the bendy thing.]

What is all up with my motherfucking best friend?

[He's currently hornless so he'll just add it vocally!]

Honk.

kinda_crabby February 17 2011, 04:19:25 UTC

[> KARKAT: Shit all the bricks. ALL of them.]

Uh. Uh.

Gamzee?

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bullsit February 17 2011, 16:43:49 UTC

Um, Karkat, I think that I am in trouble, because, uh, I can't stop making these heart shapes out of construction paper, and then, uh, writing Jade's name all over them, and um, I think my mind definitely wants to stop, or maybe that is just the paper cuts that are kind of bothering me, but the human hands, they will not stop folding, and, um, yes, I definitely need help.

kinda_crabby February 17 2011, 18:29:21 UTC

Wait, Jade? What the nooksniffing grubmother is she doing to us? She must be some sort of reservoir for whatever disease we're catching that's making us falling head-over-frond for her like a bunch of wrigglers.

Okay, here is what you do: first, put on some damn gloves or mittens if you're unable to fold a piece of paper without massacring yourself. Jegus. Second, don't give them to her. Resist the temptation. If necessary, eat the hearts.

bullsit February 17 2011, 19:55:40 UTC

Um, yes, it is surely the disease, and not anything else, at all.

. . . And, uuh, I don't think I can actually eat them. Jade explained to me, um, what humans can eat, and I am pretty sure paper hearts and glitter are not on the list.

kinda_crabby February 17 2011, 20:32:14 UTC

I'm sure you can handle that. These bodies aren't that pathetic. It's not as if I'm saying they're high in nutritional content, but devouring them is the only way to ensure their destruction.

Do you want to know what would happen if Jade found them?

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