♋ ACT V > GET CRABS.

[kinda_crabby]

[ Go to the store, he was told. Whatever, not as if he had anything better to do, right? Besides, this may be an opportunity to learn more about human society, which would be important considering he is stuck in one now. The human food market sure was big and confusing; seriously, how many different things do humans need to eat

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[likescats]

......

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

[kinda_crabby]

WHAT DOES IT LOOK LIKE I'M DOING, SKULLFACE?

[likescats]

[Takes a moment to consider this.]

IT RATHER LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE DANCING WITH LOBSTERS.

[kinda_crabby]

WRONG, TRY AGAIN.

[ariesapocalypse]

( sitting by the pond and observing skeptically; )

...do you require help.

[kinda_crabby]

I'm doing just fine!

[He's still flailing with a few watched onto him while he tries to ensure the others aren't actually dying.]

[ariesapocalypse]

That doesn't really appear to be the case.

[kinda_crabby]

Bluh!

I try to save a few crustaceans and I end up dooming them. Why the fuck did I not anticipate this? This is what happens when I do things! This is par-for-course!

[conaradia]

Aaaaaaaawwwwwwww.

[kinda_crabby]

Great. I didn't realize it was late enough in the day for you to come crawling out of your cave.

[conaradia]

Nobody needs to worry about being out during the day here, dumbass, so I can be outside all the time if I want.

Isn't that exciting! I can tell you're thrilled about the possibilities.

[kinda_crabby]

I can barely contain my excitement. So, whose backs have you stabbed today?

[kleinefurstin]

Is that really a good place for them?

[kinda_crabby]

WHAT! You want to eat them, too?! Here's an idea! What's better for you: sitting around in a box waiting for someone to eat you, or spending some time with freedom without being eaten?

[kleinefurstin]

They aren't mine, so I wouldn't eat them. [plus she's never eaten lobster before and doesn't want to] But they will be unprotected out here, won't they?