Comments | kinda_crabby: ♋ ACT V

kinda_crabby

♋ ACT V > GET CRABS.

Feb 25, 2011 00:23

[ Go to the store, he was told. Whatever, not as if he had anything better to do, right? Besides, this may be an opportunity to learn more about human society, which would be important considering he is stuck in one now. The human food market sure was big and confusing; seriously, how many different things do humans need to eat ( Read more... )

he misses crabdad, where makin this happen

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grand_theft_moe February 25 2011, 07:11:02 UTC

[There is a concerned looking human girl looking down at you from the shore.]

I'm sorry to intrude, but I think lobsters are salt water creatures.

kinda_crabby February 25 2011, 18:05:34 UTC

OH. OH GREAT. THANKS FOR THAT.

POINT ME IN THE DIRECTION OF A SALT WATER LAKE IF YOU DON'T MIND.

grand_theft_moe February 25 2011, 21:29:20 UTC

I...ah, assuming you're not being sarcastic, there isn't one. Why are you doing this, anyway?

kinda_crabby February 25 2011, 22:29:36 UTC

To save them from your ridiculous and unfathomable human hungerlusts!

kleptophile February 25 2011, 10:23:12 UTC

[Lyn was just kind of hanging out in one of his favorite trees at the park...and then this happened. The screaming, flailing, cursing, lobster-covered, alien leaping into the pond that is 'this'.

And this may in fact be the greatest thing he has ever fucking seen in his life.

Karkat, you have made this demon laugh so hard he literally falls out of his tree...which brings a merciful pause while he regains the breath he just knocked out of himself, but that is shortly followed by more laughing. He's practically crying with it!]

kinda_crabby February 25 2011, 18:07:40 UTC

YEAH, LAUGH IT UP, NOOKWIPE!

ughhhhh latepost is late :| kleptophile March 2 2011, 01:52:09 UTC

[Yeah, he already kind of is. Extensively. Though, eventually, he has to catch his breath, during which time he watches Karkat's flailing efforts - upside down, since he's still lying flat on his back.]

...the hell're you even doing?

moemoetentacles February 25 2011, 12:48:52 UTC

[Running after Karkat while he's on his way from the supermarket to the pond.]

Hey, can I have some too?

kinda_crabby February 25 2011, 18:06:56 UTC

NO YOU LITTLE SQUIDDOUCHE, YOU CANNOT HAVE 'SOME' OR ANY AND GO AWAY.

moemoetentacles February 25 2011, 18:07:51 UTC

Why not? Don't tell me you're gonna eat them all yourself!

kinda_crabby February 25 2011, 18:09:39 UTC

I AM NOT GOING TO EAT THESE GUYS, DUMBASS!

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bullsit February 25 2011, 16:34:43 UTC

[this was not the best day to go try and hide in the park again.]

Hey, Karkat, maybe if you asked them nicely they might, let go?

kinda_crabby February 25 2011, 18:09:11 UTC

I WILL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT ASKING NICELY DOES NOT GET YOU ANYWHERE WITH CRUSTACEANS. I KNOW THIS FROM A LIFETIME OF INTIMATE FAMILIARITY.

bullsit February 25 2011, 18:13:18 UTC

Oh, okay. I would, uh, ask for you, but I can't commune right now, sorry.

Are you taking, or borrowing I guess maybe, lusus from someone?

kinda_crabby February 25 2011, 22:30:36 UTC

If I were to describe what I am doing in the most stupid but still technically correct fashion possible, yes, that is what I'm doing.

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letunityblossom February 25 2011, 17:54:44 UTC

[Maybe he should just stay away from water; weird stuff happens whenever he's around it.]

Ah, lobsters are salt water animals, you'll kill them that way...

kinda_crabby February 25 2011, 22:31:15 UTC

UH UH UH UH, NO, I CAN'T HEAR YOU.

letunityblossom February 25 2011, 22:39:00 UTC

I'm not-- Where did you get all those, anyway?