GUESS WHO JUST ATE A SOUR CANDY. I have nooo icons for this.

[kindlichekaiser]

[There is the sudden sound of hysterical evil laughter over the phone. it sounds a lot like the laughter in the beginning here. Yep.]

Greeting Mayfield~ Say hello to your new cute overlord.

I'm taking over. And no one is going to stop me.

Not that any of you would try, right? [Her voice still sounds so sweet and cute. How can you resist!]

Hee

Comments

GOOD THING I DO

[updollsdresses]

Not if I take over first, hm~

crying this is AWFUL

[kindlichekaiser]

But, Mr. Teatime... [Can you hear the pout in her voice]

Why would you try to go against me? I thought we werefriends.

all your fault forever

[updollsdresses]

Nothing like a little friendly competition~

Of course, wouldn't it be ever so much easier if we... worked together?

NO U

[kindlichekaiser]

Worked...together?

Hmmm~ [She seems to be thinking hard about this. In reality she's making sure her black nail polish is drying clean.]

Well, why not? We've always been such good friends, Teatime! We shouldn't let a silly ol' thing like world domination split us apart!

[myblimpisbigger]

Nonsense. What experience do you have in taking over a community in chaos?

None. Whereas I, Baron Klaus Wulfenbach, am SKILLED in the art of TAKING THINGS OVER and will in fact be PUTTING MY NEFARIOUS PLAN INTO MOTION VERY, VERY SOON!"

Just thought you ought to know, Empress.

[kindlichekaiser]

That's nice, dear, but you forget one very important thing, that I have going for me that you will never have:

I'm very, very cute.

[myblimpisbigger]

[Oh my. This is a problem. WAIT LOL NO IT ISN'T.]

Then I shall build an INGENIOUS MACHINE to sap your CUTE and use it for MY OWN PURPOSES!

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[kindlichekaiser]

[strike_you_out]

Empress...?

It's the gouma -- they've gotten to you, haven't they!