Comments | kindly_done: [38: accidental vid] 'cause I really, really do love bees

kindly_done

[38: accidental vid] 'cause I really, really do love bees

Apr 30, 2011 00:15

[It's getting warm out, perfect rooftop weather. The door or hatch, or whatever it is to the Mansion proper is wedged open. After a moment, Jack backs out, a little unsteady, burdened with a tall, rectangular whitewashed box. He is smoking, as usual ( Read more... )

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text; forevercapslock April 30 2011, 04:16:50 UTC

WHAT THE FUCK AM I SEEING.

deadpan video kindly_done April 30 2011, 04:27:52 UTC

These are called hives.

[Answering the wrong question, hell yeahhhh.]

forevercapslock April 30 2011, 04:34:47 UTC

I KNOW WHAT THOSE ARE.
THERE ARE BUZZ-BUGS COMING OUT OF YOUR ARMS.
IS THIS SOME NORMAL HUMAN THING THAT SOMEONE FAILED TO TELL ME ABOUT?

kindly_done April 30 2011, 04:38:28 UTC

Bees. Most people don't have them. And it's only this arm.

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[video] angel_junk April 30 2011, 04:29:52 UTC

They say bees are slowly dying in the future. If you ever invent time travel when you get back home you could make a lot of money.

[video] kindly_done April 30 2011, 04:35:32 UTC

How would I invent time travel?

angel_junk April 30 2011, 04:36:49 UTC

I could tell you, but then it wouldn't be a personal achievement.

LAY OFF DAD kindly_done April 30 2011, 04:41:14 UTC

...I'm not going to invent time travel.

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[video] candyisthegame April 30 2011, 04:36:27 UTC

[He is just too amazed and excited to not respond.]

Mind letting me know when you have some honey available? It would be a wonderful addition to my latest batch of chocolate!

[video] kindly_done April 30 2011, 04:40:38 UTC

[AAAHHH OH MY GOD IT'S

Oh it's just a new guy. Calm down, Jack.]

Oh. Um, hi. Sure! I don't think I could use all of it.

[video] candyisthegame April 30 2011, 09:33:30 UTC

How rude of me! Guess you should know my name if I'm do be using the honey from your bees. The name's Willy Wonka.

[He couldn't be any happier that Jack agreed to let him acquire some honey.]

I do thank you, good sir! I will even make a batch just fer you.

[video] kindly_done April 30 2011, 12:29:56 UTC

Wait!

Dr. Bhamba said it might not be safe.

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text; turn4bout April 30 2011, 12:56:55 UTC

>:?

kindly_done May 1 2011, 02:37:54 UTC

What does that mean?

turn4bout May 1 2011, 12:31:13 UTC

[ she switches it on to video. she is making the >:? face. ]

kindly_done May 1 2011, 13:07:32 UTC

[Jack is not often this frustrated. Marvel, children.]

They're just bees!

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demiurgos_girl April 30 2011, 14:24:59 UTC

...I'm not sure what to say to that.

these reactions are the best kindly_done May 1 2011, 02:51:41 UTC

[Jack has gotten enough similar responses that he huffs a sigh.]

They're just bees.

pffft. i <3 bees btw! demiurgos_girl May 1 2011, 15:03:26 UTC

It's not the bees Jack, it's your arm. Or the combination of the two, in any case.

ME TOO kindly_done May 2 2011, 10:37:29 UTC

It's a Plasmid. It was just getting sort of crowded. A bunch fly off whenever I use it, but it didn't seem fair that they didn't have a home to go to.

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