If there is at least one person on your friends list you would like to take,
strip naked, tie them to a bed post, lick them until they scream, then fuck them until both of you are senseless and unable to fuck anymore, then wait about five minutes and do it all over again, then post this exact sentence in YOUR journal.

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So yeah. Thursday was my birthday. St. Pat's Day, and all that. But it sucked. Very much so...

None of my close friends could get together, which absolutely sucked like hell. Every year, it comes close to my birthday.. and every year it seems people find better things to do. Is it any wonder why I dread it? It's like my birthday always falls on ( Read more... )

Who's been commenting in your journal?

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kinetic_teach

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Urgh!!! I am so pissed right now ( Read more... )

*points to subject* I shall not repeat myself. Today is also my sister's birthday. Stefanie is now 20, which means in 365 days I must take her out for the boozing of all boozing. ;) It shall be fun... she shall puke... and I shall finally have my revenge for the pukage I did on my 21st. Mwahaha. Yes, anyway.

I am a lonely basta'd, so anyone who is ( Read more... )

So, it's like 4:20 in the morning... or thereabouts, and I have successfully wasted one of my days off this weekened spending roughly 12 hours watching TV/surfing the net/feeling sorry for myself. I think lately I been feeling like... I'm out of the loop or something ( Read more... )

So yeah, it's 2:30 am and I really should be sleeping. But: I have homework. Yup, see told ya'll ;) I am the ultimate procrastinator! Mwahahahahaha ( Read more... )

Hehehe, hey! I changed my journal colors, if you can't tell. And the name. ;) I figured, "damnit, I say 'peaches' every other word, so I might as well use it." *shrug* Besides, I'm getting close to graduation, and I don't want to be known as the permanent student on LJ. So everything is Peach themed. ;) Hehehe, I think it's kinda cute. I just wish ( Read more... )

This past Sunday, Emily lost someone very dear to her. Her precious grandfather finally let go of the pain of this world and moved on to the next. It breaks my heart to admit that I didn't really know the man. I think I'd only met him once at one of Emily's family reunions. All I know is that he was very, very special to Em, and through her ( Read more... )