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d3ad c4t (2:30:00 AM): i haven't listened to it in a while
The Agricultor (2:30:02 AM): lol .wav
d3ad c4t (2:30:06 AM): haha shut up

i thought this was an interesting excerpt from somebody's interview with john vanderslice:

"W: Another cool thing about "Bill Gates Must Die" is that, in addition to being one of the only songs about child pornography, it’s one of the few songs about the internet, which is funny because I assume lots of indie rock ( Read more... )

"bleeding powers" could get dangerous

d3ad c4t (9:35:18 PM): that is the best part of lowered inhibitions
pulsarsunreal (9:35:26 PM): yes
pulsarsunreal (9:35:39 PM): there are worst parts too
d3ad c4t (9:36:10 PM): like what, almost touching sleazy firecrotch prospies from florida while playing kings with the university of chicago ultimate frisbee team?
d3ad c4t (9:36:13 PM): i ( Read more... )

My little brother, age 9, just told his first "This one time when my friend was soooo fucked up" story.

One time at the theme park, his friend ordered chocolate milk, but they gave him caffeinated coffee. And then he went on the go-karts, and he was like, whoooaaaaaa, and he went SO fast. Says John: "I really wish I could try caffeinated coffee."

This is going to be the best summer.

I have a wonderful job.

Kate has a wonderful job.

I have two wonderful avocations.

There will be a lot of avocadoes.

It will be summer.

Lira will be home.

I'll have a lot of great music.

I can do whatever I want.

I had a dream where two babies were born, and they were both supposed to be named PeteEamon. But both of their names got fucked up so they were both named PeeEamon.

This is a comic by my dear friend Maggie Porter, who co-starred with me on the cult radio show "Do It For Johnny," which ran for only three episodes before it was cancelled. It's called "Twist: Ending." It's so goddamn good.http://www

advice: be honest