Happy birthday, Daniel Casey! You da mang, mang. I like you a lot.

tonight shall be etched into the great illuminated manuscript of history as the night that sarah and i dressed up like russian peasants and bought cotton candy big league chew at 7-11

On the car ride home from Graceland, Sarah and I made up some pickup lines. We used this as our baseline at first:
"Are your parents terrorists? Because you're the bomb!"

We digressed:
"Hey, are those space pants? Of course, if I were on you, I'd be coming too ( Read more... )

Let it be known throughout the land that Lira X, my middle name, has passed her Calculus AP with briskly walking colors!!! She got a 3 on the fucking Calculus BC exam!!! I must emphatically say,

WORD! LIRA GOT A 3!
Not a 1, not a 2, but a 3!!! She wins!!!

i suck

MY FRIEND CHARLIE, live in '05!!

Come see us [edit] THURSDAY, NOT TOMORROW [end edit] at 8:30 at Antonia's brother's apartment! It is somewhere on West 22nd Street, exactly where, I do not know ( Read more... )

ALENE ANELLO GOT INTO HARVARD

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You heard the man.

GUYS

GUYS

GUYS:

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