A widespread taste for pornography means that nature is alerting us to some threat of extinction.

-JG Ballard

For posterity's sake, I am making a list of all the concerts I have seen. Some are opening acts, and I obviously can't remember every opening act. This is in order of remembrance, not chronology ( Read more... )

This morning I woke up to my quadmate's horrible voice lesson program. It is this creaky synthesized feminine voice squawking out tones that I suppose one is meant to sing along with in order to expand one's vocal range. My quadmate runs it at the most obnoxious and inopportune of times, so for it to be playing in the morning as I and my roommate ( Read more... )

My first exposure to King of Prussia was late at night as I rode a greyhound bus to Philadelphia. They announced King of Prussia as I slept and I sat bolt upright highly disturbed ( Read more... )

The wisdom of John Trubee ( Read more... )

I dreamt that I was lying in bed awake, unable to sleep.
Then my alarm rang and I woke up.

How awful.

I have been Roland, Beowulf, Achilles, Gilgamesh ( Read more... )

Me: Kevin Federline has passed on his genetic material thricely ( Read more... )

I took some online quiz and it told me I am

Female 68%
Either 61%
Neither 57%
Male 50%

That's funny 'cause I've recently been feeling out of touch with my 'feminine' side.

It ocurred to me last night that it is mathematically impossible for Prince to write another song as good or better than 'Little Red Corvette' and it made me a little sad.

Hello citizens. I'm back with another important communique. By now you are aware that I am a proud employee of the Public Broadcasting System, with the designation of Master Control Operator. I thought I would give you a brief rundown of what my job entails, as well as a series of images and collected observations I made as I worked this past ( Read more... )