000 - Just a phone call away.

[king_coffee]

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Voicemail

[handsomejack]

Hello, is this the line for Welsh phone sex?

#2 Text message

[king_coffee]

Sorry, wrong number. Try 0208 - 4 - 26 - 77878 (I AM PRVRT)

#2 Text message

[handsomejack]

But I really wanted phone sex.

I'm an old fashion type of guy.

#2 Text message

[king_coffee]

This is the line for Ianto phone sex. Not Welsh phone sex in general.

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[head_chef]

...

Ianto. Things are organized. I can't find anything!

...Help?

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[head_chef]

...u didnt call back.

ianto i cant find nething!!!! plz help. plz plz plz. give you cookies.

...ps what r u wearing?

((ooc: It hurts me inside to type that. But Jack would not be one for proper mechanics via text.))

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[king_coffee]

Sorry, I'm in a place where I can't make calls. What do you need to find?

Oh the usual. Clothes.

[ooc: It makes sense! XD]

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[head_chef]

not a prob.

...papers. they arent all over and i cant find nething! this is a plot 2 make sure i keep u on huh? i c right thru u.

kinky. do i get 2 make lewd suggestions or will ur jack hurt me?

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[king_coffee]

What kind of papers? They're filed in your office, mostly.

...straight through my dastardly plan.

Jack would ENJOY it.

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[tothelibrary]

Kyle is a gigantic moron. Something is wrong, Ianto, because he doesn't even want me in the apartment.

Have you heard anything? A curse, mystical diseases, good old flu epidemic, whatever? Because I'm seriously worried.

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[king_coffee]

He's ill, yes. I'm going to pick him up whether he likes it or not. I'm bigger than him, anyway.

It's a good thing I have connections Yeah, it seems like quite a few people are getting the flu. Not a cold, actual flu, which, if it's bad enough, can hospitalise you.

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[tothelibrary]

When are you heading over? Because I'm nearly there, myself. And I have a key.

...

Dammit, Kyle. Okay. New plan; wait for Kyle to get better than hit him. A lot. On his stubborn noggin.

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[king_coffee]

I'll leave now, and meet you there and kick through any deadbolts.

I'll let you do that. I'm not a fan of the hitting.

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[head_chef]

Hey, Jones. Miss me?

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[king_coffee]

Well look who came back.

Like the air that I breathe.

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[head_chef]

Like a fucking bad penny.

See, you should teach pretty Kyle that one. The sarcastic, dry as burnt toast tone is like steel wool on tender bits, but the words I can get behind. He just makes me feel bad about myself.

So, how you been? You got my going away present, right?

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[king_coffee]

See, I may have been sarcastic there...

Good, not sick, despite the fact that everyone else is. And you? I did, it was far too much, but thank you.