Some crazy shit happens...

[king_ingwe]

One day, I was sitting in my living room, you know, chillin' looking at this really kickass lava lamp and shit, and before I know it some fat fuck knocks me over the damn head with a blunt object. I'm dragged to this fucker's house and he just fucking sits there and stays quiet.

What the fuck, man

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[thuringwethil]

::creeps up behing Ingwe and grabs him. Holding him firmaly, she sinks her teeth into his neck::

[king_ingwe]

What the fuck??!!!

Silent Bitch, what the fuck are you doing? Don't just stand there you fat bitch, kick her ass!!

[thuringwethil]

::drinks his blood slowly, keeping carefully away from the other person in the room. Satisfied, she releases him and disappears back out into the night, leaving him a pint or so lighter and with a fanged hickey on his neck::

[king_ingwe]

Eru fucking damnit, you fat fuck

*stumbles*

Ohh, shit..Silent Bitch is the room spinning or something? Quick, the bong. Hand me the bong!