After a very fucking long time to debate shit in my head, I have decided despite my fucking race I hate fucking elves. That's right I fucking hate elves.

And another thing, the color yellow is fucking retarded.

Who the fuck gets fucking married because they lost twenty games of Connect Four? I FUCKING DO! That's right, I am fucking married to Silent Bitch now! He decided that he couldn't continue living with me cooking, cleaning and supporting my drug habit unless we were married. What the fuck? Am I supposed to do this shit on my own? I can't cook, I can ( Read more... )

Right, this chick decided to let me and Silent Bitch roll with her on some journey to stalk some fucker that she's probably going to fuck. I tried to make it easier, why travel all the fucking way to England just to get laid by some weird guy when she could have me and Silent Bitch for the price of one? She didn't accept my offer though.....denial ( Read more... )

Since these two bitches left me, I got restless and took some Qualudes out of boredom. Getting stoned isn't as fun anymore, I've taken almost every fucking thing imaginable and I'm starting to grow a tolerance for the shit. Imagine that, getting used to excessive buzzes...the whole fucking world is against me ( Read more... )

The past month or so was spent trying to fucking find our way home or at least in familiar fucking territory. Since Silent Bitch and I basically piss off half of those we come in contact with or just associate with people that really don't give a fuck, we know and don't care that we weren't missed. Well, maybe Silent Bitch does, the fatb bastard ( Read more... )

My schedule for the past week or so:

- Get stoned.
- Get fatty fitted for new overcoat, his stomach expended.
- Get stoned.
- Hang out with the vampire chick- Have sex ( Read more... )

Been getting high with this kid.

Tubby has been collecting garlic and shit ever since I was attacked by the sadistic vampire duo. He started hanging it up everywhere, he even went so far as taking the powdered garlic you use for seasoning and scattered it all over the floor. Stupid bastard, he must be on some really bad shit ( Read more... )

Yo, I fucking come back and . What the fuck? And does Silent bitch do anything? No, Silent Bitch sits there choking the chicken and inhaling Doritos. My fucking beautiful niece, who had the shittiest fucking day, has to help him and yell at the vampire fucks and put herself in danger.

Stupid obese slut, I'm going to kill him.

One day, I was sitting in my living room, you know, chillin' looking at this really kickass lava lamp and shit, and before I know it some fat fuck knocks me over the damn head with a blunt object. I'm dragged to this fucker's house and he just fucking sits there and stays quiet.

What the fuck, man ( Read more... )

This journal is under new management. Ignore the fat man in the overcoat he doesn't know anything.