At the age of thirty-four, a phone call should no longer set one's heart to racing.

Well, so, that's it. I submitted the last paper of my college career Monday night at eleven PM or so. Commencement's Sunday.

I am beyond weirded out. Yesterday the wife and I were kind of laying around, killing time, and I kept wanting to look at the clock and figure out what I was behind on and needed to run off and do.

Bank Gets Atlas Shrugged Onto Reading List With Bribe

The charitable arm of BB&T Corp., a banking company, pledged $1 million to the University of North Carolina Charlotte in 2005 and obtained an agreement that Rand’s novel “Atlas Shrugged'’ would become required reading for students. Marshall University in Huntington, West Virginia, and Johnson C ( Read more... )

The whole world can bite me. That goes for you especially.

Snow during the morning will give way to a mixture of rain and snow during the afternoon. High 38F. Winds S at 15 to 25 mph. Snowfall around one inch.
New hypothesis for central Ohio weather: we're brains in jars and the weather program is on the fritz, so they're rerunning the last known good configuration.

If you cannot spell scholarship, you will probably not be awarded a scholarship.

At least, I fucking well hope not.

Headline: Ohio colleges to improve education

Boy, they don't care whose feathers they ruffle over there, do they?

A loud knock on my apartment door disrupted my watching of Brandon, Dylan, and Brenda. I opened it to find my then-girlfriend British Liz who was supposed to be in a 4-hour evening class panting, trying to catch her breath.
“What are you doing here? What’s wrong?” I asked her.
“Oh Jay…Simp…son…is…on campus…you have…to go…interview him.”
“Who?”
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We went to his horrible bar called the Junction in Athens. It's one of the pickup bars for the Greeks at OU, but it's...well, it's pretty much the sleaziest one ( Read more... )

Part of the Family Guy Star Wars thing featured Rush Limbaugh playing himself.

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