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[king_moriarity]

I HAVE FINALLY FINISHED MY MOLTING! I AM SIGNIFICANTLY LARGER NOW! AND DARKER! AHAHAHHAHA!

Bet I'd get a lot of money if I sold my old skin on ebay, they would love memorabilia from their lord and master... BWAHAHAHAH! I SHALL BE POWERFUL AND WEALTHY!

Comments

[jagen_eyes]

((I lov eyou XD! omg! Go scorpions XD!!))

[wish_angel]

You molty-wolted, suu? What are ya? You don't seem like a human.

Eww, eww, I thought things that shedded ate their skin cause it's got lotsa good stuff for you in it, suu?

[king_moriarity]

I am a SCORPION! AND YOUR LORD AND MASTER!

Eww, Xellos sucks at keeping this tank clean, I'm not eating that filthy molting. Who knows what's on it.. besides, I heard on TV that you need lots of money to be powerful, and this is my chance!

[wish_angel]

Ooh, scorpion, suu. Articulate scorpion, suu! It types, tee hee!

Eww, eww, okay! You need money then, so sell your skin to someone who reeeally needs it! I dunno who though, suu.

You are my lord and master? But Excel-chan said Lord Mustang was my lord and master. Suuuuuuuu... oh, now I'm confused...

[king_moriarity]

what?! I do not know this Excel person, but obviously she is a traitor! I shall have to punish her greatly for this! I will not be overshadowed by a horse! WORSHIP ME AND ONLY MEEEEE!

[kaibacorpceo]

...Right.

[king_moriarity]

hey, you, apathetic human, want a scorpion skin? >D rumor is they're aphrodisiacs, and you have that hot little number..