WHAT ARE ALL YOU FLESHBAGS STILL DOING HERE?! YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE HOME WATCHING TV AND LISTENING TO YOUR TERRIBLE EMO MUSIC!

>E At least now I have the perfect opporturnity to find a new servant. BWAHAHAHAHA!

Why the Hell is it so cold? You bloodsack minions did something, didn't you?!

I AM BORED.

ENTERTAIN ME, HUMAN SCUM. I DEMAND ENTERTAINMENT! OR I SHALL DUMP POISON INTO THE SCHOOL FOOD AND RELEASE SNAKES INTO THE BUILDING!

>E!!!

( private only to fellow arachnids! )

I HAVE RETURNED FROM MY VACATION TO THE NATION'S CAPITAL, WHERE I PETITIONED FOR THE IMMEDIATE EXECUTION OF THE ENTIRE BUSH ADMINISTRATION AND THE IMMEDIATE INSTITUTION OF ME AS YOUR EMPEROR AND KING ( Read more... )

What is this TB thing? Tiny Brain? >\ In that case, you're all infected beyond hope.

The human girl Osaka went slightly insane a few days ago, I believe it was Monday, she has no calendar. Apparently she began stalking the principal of her school, then came home in tears and hid in the closet... >\ destroying my boxfortress in the process. Foolish ( Read more... )

Xellos has been quite busy as of late, with that Amelia girl and that other Celena girl. >\ Perhaps I should show them photographs of Xellos in his dress. Of course, knowing females in this strange city, that won't work.. insane humans. I'm not jealous, of course not, he just wont' let me make them into my servants. Pitiful waste ( Read more... )

A mysterious female sent me this lovely icon! Apparently, I have fans >D.

Things have been dull around here. I need some excitement. I'm tired of sitting around watching TV.

So it seems all of the humans at the school are mourning one of their lost. How charming ( Read more... )

MY REIGN OF TERROR HAS BEGUN! YOU SHALL ALL BOW DOWN AND WORSHIP THE GREAT AND AWESOME POWER OF ME! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH..ha...? What is the meaning of this sticky brown substance?! Grr... fighting back with chemical warfare, I see? >\ you all forget I have some of the most potent and deadly chemicals in all of Mugenjou! YOU CANNOT DEFEAT ME WITH YOUR ( Read more... )

YES! MORE HUMANS TO SUBJUGATE! NEW HUMANS, DISREGARD YOUR PRINCIPAL AND OTHER FALSE IDOLS, AND WORSHIP ME, THE GREAT AND ALL-POWERFUL MORIARITY! AHAHAHAH ( Read more... )