I HAVE RETURNED!

[king_moriarity]

I HAVE RETURNED FROM MY VACATION TO THE NATION'S CAPITAL, WHERE I PETITIONED FOR THE IMMEDIATE EXECUTION OF THE ENTIRE BUSH ADMINISTRATION AND THE IMMEDIATE INSTITUTION OF ME AS YOUR EMPEROR AND KING

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[tehkimbley]

FUCK THAT!!

THE PRESIDENT IS MINE!! DONT STEAL MY PLANS, DAMMIT!

[king_moriarity]

If you allow me to be your lord and master, I shall allow you to be the Dictator of Alcohol, Tobacco, and Firearms.

[tehkimbley]

What? FUCK THAT, YOU PIECE OF SHIT ARACHNID!! NO!!!

[king_moriarity]

THEN I SHALL HAVE NO CHOICE BUT TO SMITE YOU ALONG WITH THE REST OF THEM!

[kawaii_emily]

offers a sacrifice of dumb people to the one true king. :x

[king_moriarity]

AHAHAHAHA! SOMEONE WHO HAS SEEN THE LIGHT!

You shall be my minister of obscenely cute propaganda! You shall help me bring the masses under my control! Feel honored, human!

[kawaii_emily]

OMG *humble grovelling* i shall now devote my life to turning the masses to your benevolent dictatorship with scorpion plushies !

[kaibacorpceo]

Can I sign the "immediate execution of the entire Bush administration" part, but not the institute you as my emperor part?

[king_moriarity]

After thousands of years of rule by the humans, do you really think they deserve to continue ruling!?

[kaibacorpceo]

Considering that I am a human?

Yes. Yes, I do.

[annihilator]

...

Ho boy.

[king_moriarity]

>] you strike me as the kind of man to enjoy lots of power and influence. What do you want to do in life?

[annihilator]

To kill Itachi.

That's all I live for.

[swordofalexiel]

tl;dr