Feh.. I didn't want that Rose-woman's body anyway. Women are icky and suffer all sorts of interesting ailments that I really would not want to partake in ( Read more... )

DAMN YOU FLESHBAG WOMAN! THEY WERE LISTENING TO MY TREATISE ON THE FOOLISHNESS OF THE AMERICAN GOVERNMENT! NOOOO! MY MINIONS, MY FAITHFUL SOLDIERS! I SHALL RETURN TO BE YOUR LEADER ONCE MORE ( Read more... )

I am NOT relinquishing this body to ANYONE! If I appear like the pathetic fleshbags, maybe now they will give me the respect I deserve! After all, no one can resist a pretty innocent young maiden... BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Screw sitting at home, I'm going out to have some fun and overthrow the mayor! >] WELCOME YOUR NEW LORD AND MASTER!

ARE YOU ALL FINISHED MAKING FOOLS OF YOURSELVES ALL WEEK ( Read more... )

>\ Apparently someone either turned Xelloss into a woman this morning, or he's crossdressing, or he's a flower like the rest of the guys here. In any case, what's he doing owning a Chinese dress, much less WEARING it?! You foolish servant ( Read more... )

So the Puu-ing thing is called a Mokona. That's fine. It seems dumb enough to be my servant. It spends it's days bouncing around the house knocking things over and annoying me ( Read more... )

Finished yet another molting, only to see a large black marshmallow staring at me. Apparently he stowed away here. I will have to force him to be my servant. According to that addictive thing you call television, to take over the world you need an idiot servant. This black thing will do, Xellos never listens to me anyway ( Read more... )

I HAVE FINALLY FINISHED MY MOLTING! I AM SIGNIFICANTLY LARGER NOW! AND DARKER! AHAHAHHAHA!

Bet I'd get a lot of money if I sold my old skin on ebay, they would love memorabilia from their lord and master... BWAHAHAHAH! I SHALL BE POWERFUL AND WEALTHY!

I am successful! I demand my crickets back! But first, a nap..

TODAY IS THE DAY I WAS BORN! HAIL YOUR NEW LORD AND MASTER, KING MORIARITY!

And I already have my first minion. He has purple hair and someone called him Xellos. He gives me crickets. <3 Yum crickets.

PITIFUL TWO-LEGGED RACE, PREPARE TO BE SUBJUGATED!