>D

[king_moriarity]

TODAY IS THE DAY I WAS BORN! HAIL YOUR NEW LORD AND MASTER, KING MORIARITY!

And I already have my first minion. He has purple hair and someone called him Xellos. He gives me crickets. <3 Yum crickets.

PITIFUL TWO-LEGGED RACE, PREPARE TO BE SUBJUGATED!

Comments

[emo_chicken]

((I'm laughing SO hard right now!!))

...Oh dear... :O

[lonlon_girl]

No! Stay away form him, Machi-chan!!!

[mazoku_meal]

WHO ARE YOU CALLING YOUR MINION?!?! >E

No more crickets for you! From now on you're getting nothing but bacon fat!!

[king_moriarity]

>\ argh... the fat of slaughtered pigs, I will lose my svelte segmented body! I KNOW WHERE YOU SLEEP!

[mazoku_meal]

Don't make me lock you in a cage with no airholes!! >(

[k_pragmatic]

... I am not going to bow down to some... whatever you are. o.o

[king_moriarity]

I am a scorpion! The new master of this world! As opposed to the large mouth squishy eye armorless fleshmeats currently trying to run it!

[k_pragmatic]

... Uh... huh.

[kaibacorpceo]

Whatever.

[king_moriarity]

your apathy pleases me. I shall make you lord and master of explody things!

[spiralledfire]

NUUUUUU! That should be MY job! I wanna be lord of explody things!

[laxchine]

... I thought you said you bow down to no one?

[spiralledfire]

I bow down to NO ONE! MWAHAHAHAHHAHAHA... hm. I need to practice my evil laughter.