There are a few things that I will never -- I repeat: never -- do. Ignore that I'm doing it right now and hating it.

One of the most carefully observed rules in the Things Axel Shall Not Do handbook is wear a dress.

I don't do skirts. Dresses on girls, that's okay. Skirts on guys? You've got to be kidding me!

Do you know what a toga is?

It's a ( Read more... )

First off, there is nothing more disappointing that getting the last slice of cake, then having your opponent be given an entire cake all to himself. Sorta takes some of the glee out of evil victory.

>D But I don't care. This battle might have been a draw, but I shall win the war.

Secondly, some people don't know when to just stuff it. You don't ( Read more... )

This can't possibly be happening...

My. Mom. Got. Worse.

It must have been having people actually come over to play her stupid irritating ...fun... board games. It was like a drug to her system or something.

Because now she wants me to bring people over all of the time. And just... sulks.... when I don't ( Read more... )

Oh my! It's been so long since I've managed to hack into my dear little boy's Journal. What have all of his lovely little friends been up to? Have you children been eating well? Playing nice? You always know who to call on if you want a snack, don't you ( Read more... )

For rent:

1 spacious, 3-door high school locker. Like-new condition, suprisingly not melted, and free of usual gym sock odors.

If interested, call [insert phone number here]. Ask for Axel.

New students. Yo. Welcome. Have a blast. Literally. Go. Blow something up. Set something on fire.

In fun news today, I took some power tools to school and managed to cut away the walls on the sides of the lockers on either side of mine.

Yo, Roxas~! Come by my locker tomorrow sometime. I need your help seeing if I can fit you a person in it.

Today, I had a thought. If you say a word about that being a shocker, I swear to all things flammable that I'll set you on fire in your sleep.

That thought being: What is a locker good for? There's a locker. And it's mine. And I make no use of it. I burned all of my books first chance I got didn't everyone?, so... what goes in the locker now ( Read more... )

I'm covered head to toe in orange paint.

.....

....I don't want to talk about it.

So don't mention it. Ever.

Things to burn destroy do ( Read more... )

The room down the hall from mine isn’t empty anymore. Roxas seems to have taken up residence there.

Which is a good thing, right? Except for the mini-reconstruction that took place when Mom discovered he was moving in.

She decided it'd be a smart thing to do to run a phone line into the room. Which then led to my computer exploding. I'm all for ( Read more... )