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And so it continues to try this 'making money' thing...
I bet you all wondered why I was so broke in the first place, didn't you? No?
...you guys only cared that I coudn't afford to light your mailboxes (and possibly your houses, too) up like Christmas trees, didn't you?
Tch, well! Not only will I soon be able to do that again, but I now have in my possession a portable computer. It's handheld. Got to ( Read more... ) -
And so it is declared king.
>3
Soon, everyone will once again curse colourfully at the mere mention of my name. -
And so it beats things with a baseball bat.
First off, I bought a baseball bat today.
Why?
Well...
That's for me to know and you to get a concussion from.
But anyway! I get home with my shiny can wood even be shiny? new bat and first thing I see is some dratted badger digging up Mom's flowers. Now, it was dark. So I'm perfectly entitled to thinking it's a badger. And that it's digging ( Read more... ) -
And so it raises money.
I have just discovered a most terrible thing.
I, Axel, am out of money. Normally, this wouldn't stop me, because that's what parents are for, right? How could you possibly say no to your only son threatening you with a dinner knife asking nicely for the money to buy more lighters, matches, and other flammables ( Read more... ) -
And so it grows bored despite all reason...
I'm bored.
Despite being abducted by aliens and coming quiiiiite close to becoming the next hot item on the menu, -- I'd like to think I would've been a flambé -- I'm still bored.
But I found something most dear to me hiding under the bed.
Masaaki! I challenge you to DDR!
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And so it beats a strategic retreat...
Aliens = Bad.
Alien technology that looks suspiciously like it could light up whole towns and make the world look like a sparkly Christmas tree = Good.
So who am I to not ask beg whine demand for the chance to send whole city blocks up in flames with the push of a button? It's the least they could do after abducting me to be their next meal, ( Read more... ) -
And so it gets... abducted? The hell?!
So, here I am, thinking it's going to be an okay night. I have someone else's bag of marshmallows, I'm sitting on someone else's roof, and I'm about to see just~ how flammable roof shingles really are.
When there's a light. In the sky.
Suuuuuuure. It's just a street light coming on, right?
A flying one.
Over my head.One that wants my midnight ( Read more... ) -
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fucking whore.
fucking envy.
I hate you both.
Hey laaaadies~ I'm still in the market for a new girlfriend you know. *pouts* Don't you want me~?
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Lax~chiiiiine~ I've been thinking, and you know what? I'm willing to give you another chance. I've missed you a lot. ♥ Come over here?
( Private. Hackers will be asploded. )