And so it gets... abducted? The hell?!

[spiralledfire]

So, here I am, thinking it's going to be an okay night. I have someone else's bag of marshmallows, I'm sitting on someone else's roof, and I'm about to see just~ how flammable roof shingles really are.

When there's a light. In the sky.

Suuuuuuure. It's just a street light coming on, right?

A flying one.

Over my head.One that wants my midnight

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[laxchine]

... The hell?

[spiralledfire]

Laxchiiiiiiine! Can I call you Laxchine-lovely? I need food. Pronto. I'll love you forever if you can even get some Cheetos up here.

Dangerously cheesy ones, of course.

[laxchine]

Of course you can call me Laxchine-lovely. ♥~!

I can try... o.o Where were you when you supposedly got abducted?

Seriously. Just when I thought I'd seen everything...

[spiralledfire]

...someone's house....

Just look for the light! Go towards the light, Laxchine, the liiiiiiiiiiiight!

[xscarletscythex]

Hn. Originally I was thinking that watching the police try to get you would be amusing in itself, but you know... I do think I like this better.

[spiralledfire]

But.... but....! You can't leave me like this! Think of the consequences -- you'd miss me~~~!

I don't want to be eaten!

[xscarletscythex]

No, no... I think I can. I do like this arrangement. It works out quite nicely.

You're even providing ketchup for the 'aliens,' if there even are any. How thoughtful.

[spiralledfire]

And this is why you're going to be finding a crator where a big chunk of your yard used to be. What happened to the good old times? You'd missssssssssssssss me!

.....

I demand you miss me!

If? If? The green midgets are practically sizing us up to see who to eat first and you sit and talk about if~~~?!