And so it beats a strategic retreat...

[spiralledfire]

Aliens = Bad.

Alien technology that looks suspiciously like it could light up whole towns and make the world look like a sparkly Christmas tree = Good.

So who am I to not ask beg whine demand for the chance to send whole city blocks up in flames with the push of a button? It's the least they could do after abducting me to be their next meal,

Comments

[laxchine]

Why couldn't they dump me out with you?! -.-

[spiralledfire]

You should be greatful they didn't.

Knowing your luck, you'd have landed on your head.

I think I'm going to look like I was ran over by Old McDonald's truck for a week...

[laxchine]

No I wouldn't, because you'd catch me, right lovely~? *smirk*

[spiralledfire]

You reeeeeally don't want me to answer that. >3