Attention, Ladies of Mugenjou~!
I, the amazing Axel (pretend he has a last name XD), am now available. =D If you want me~ drop by (place) for an interview~

No guys, please. I don't do teh buttsecks.

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Oh. Hell. No.

Envy! Keep your hands off Laxchine or else >O!

Pwned. ...
That should have been a bit more fun. :/ What kind of loser just stands there?

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((Tomorrow blah blah blah.))

I have a solution to being stuck in the school.

Set fire to it. =D

Burn the palmtree. >E

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I don't like snow. >E

WHAT?!

... must stay calm...

Where the hell did I put my flamethrower?

These rumors are all very amusing~ Especially the one about the lab, and the explosions, and the llama.
Ed probably doesn't find them very funny, though.

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I hate everything today.

((Mood appears as "pissed off" because he's too MALE to admit anything else. XD))

Mischief managed.

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