v_for_victoire wrote in
king_of_bears
Apr 16, 2008 22:21
Dear Diary,
Won the Miss Forks beauty paegant today! I always knew I was the prettiest princess!
-Emmett
v_for_victoire wrote in
king_of_bears
Apr 16, 2008 22:05
Dear Diary,
New chick at school today. Wanna hunt bears. I love bears.
-Emmett
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Dear Diary,
Rosalie doesn't like the new girl. Rosalie doesn't like anybody.
I like bears.
Bought Rosalie a chocolate bikini to calm her down. She says it'll melt if she puts it on. I think she's lying.
I still like bears.
-Emmett