Entry 023

Sep 26, 2010 20:07

HEY THERE ASSBAGS

THIS IS A REMINDER FROM YOUR FRIENDLY NEIGHBORHOOD HALLOWEEN OFFICIAL

35 DAYS TILL HALLOWEEN

BETTER GET READY

a bit early don't you think, halloweeeeeen

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cupofbatnoodles September 27 2010, 19:08:28 UTC
So what makes you the official, dickweed?

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brattykoopa September 27 2010, 19:16:32 UTC
That's what I want to know. He sure wasn't voted into office.

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cupofbatnoodles September 27 2010, 19:26:14 UTC
I'll need to see a list of valid qualifications.

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king_of_the_boo September 29 2010, 05:59:41 UTC
Hey hey HEY HEY! I'm the King of Boo! Don't need anymore qualifi-whatsits than that!

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monsieur_miller September 27 2010, 19:31:39 UTC
It's hard to forget. Not even the end of September yet and all the stores are full of costumes and decorations.

But aren't most of you a little old for trick-or-treating?

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king_of_the_boo September 29 2010, 06:00:25 UTC
But you know, you're never too old to give me candy.

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camo_box September 27 2010, 19:59:45 UTC
October hasn't even started yet, don't be premature.

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king_of_the_boo September 29 2010, 06:02:27 UTC
HEY. I'M 520. DON'T CALL ME PREMATURE. Wait you didn't say "immature"?

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pineneedleseer September 27 2010, 22:26:36 UTC
Oh, yes, so very ready.

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king_of_the_boo September 29 2010, 06:02:56 UTC
So you think, pretty-boy.

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pineneedleseer September 30 2010, 00:11:56 UTC
[fbdsjbfjh pretty-boy]

Well, perhaps more preparation is necessary. Any tips, Mister Halloween Official?

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king_of_the_boo September 30 2010, 06:13:10 UTC
Okay. First, go out and buy yourself a 10-pound bag of mixed candy. Then, go out and buy yourself a 20-pack of new underwear. You're going to need them.

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oso_tigre September 28 2010, 04:27:36 UTC
Oh hell to the yes.

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king_of_the_boo September 29 2010, 06:03:39 UTC
Finally! Someone else with common sense!

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