This fall, there is going to be a Law and Order (I assume SVU) episode where a celebrity is stalked by the paparazzi and her careless parenting results in the murder of her child. Sound familiar?

Isn't it too soon for a Friends reunion?

I read this article about how Natalie Portman is an overrated actress and I thought it was going to be ( Read more... )

You know I love movies with crazy casts and so I am incredibly excited for Bobby, the movie about the assassination of Robert Kennedy. The cast includes Demi Moore, Anthony Hopkins, Sharon Stone, Elijah Wood, Nick Cannon, Lindsay Lohan, Laurence Fisburne, Heather Graham, Helen Hunt, Joshua Jackson, Ashton Kutcher, Shia LaBoeuf, William H. Macy, ( Read more... )

I spent Bastille Day getting my wisdom teeth out.

You can hate Lindsay Lohan all you want, but she sure does know how to pick her roles. In the next movie, she gets molested by Cary Elwes, has Felicity Huffman for a dysfunctional mother, and goes to live with Jane Fonda. Talk about picking not only roles but role models.

The Good:

• No Desperate Housewives for best comedy series. Is it because it's not a comedy? Or because it's not a good show? Note to Marc Cherry: If you are going to start a show in which the first season revolves around a mystery, you'd better supply a mystery for the second season too. Season Two devolved into The Young and the Restless, but with ( Read more... )

Sometimes a song comes along that is so incredibly bad that you love to hate it. Promsicuous is that song. I laughed out loud when I heard the following lyrics and saw the video (at the same time). If I had milk in my mouth, I certainly would have spewed it from my nose.


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Why is it that the only Pixar movie with a romantic storyline involves characters that cannot possibly procreate?

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I am once again runner-up in the Prove Your Wit contest.

And for Emily (or anyone else that reads The Moose)...what is with all the Maryland references lately? I mean, I think they're funny but I didn't think anyone outside of this area would know about Ocean City or MoCo.

We are dedicated to providing you with updates on all the H40O40 women. In the past week, two of the top ten had milestones in their lives.

First up, our #1 hottie, Marcia Cross who as you know got married. Here are some pictures and holy shit, that's a tall cake. And holy shit, she looks hot!


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