I'M 24 AND TWO AND A HAVE MONTHS OLD AND I LIVE ON JAPPAN WHOM IS A ISLAND NEAR CHINA AND I LIKE TO WACHING THE TV AND MY PARINTS WHOM ARE DIVORSED GOT INTO A DIVORSE WHEN I WAS 17 AND A HAVE YEARS OLD WHOM AND MY NAME IS JIMMY TEH END.

Based loosely on the journal of some loser Ryan or I found, I forgot.

I don't remember how I came across this, but it's hella funny.

This stooge needs to calm the fuck DOWN. And then kill himself.

http://66.70.135.159/wannabes/

Look at this entry here, regarding a 5th grader: "Wilfred is the youngest liar I've seen. This is the best part, the way he ( Read more... )

(Quote by: Professor R.J. Gumby, and this jerkoff I'm about to post about.)

I can't believe they let people like this out of their cages.

The other day, I posted this comment in starkodama's journal:

People here don't celebrate the 4th of July like they should. It's sad, really, you'd think these sick heathen savages don't even REALIZE what day it is. I ( Read more... )

Here's the URL for the second to last entry:

http://www.opendiary.com/entrylist.asp?authorcode=D271931

Spam away.

4 名前：japs are chicken 投稿日：2004/01/15(木) 00:30 ( Read more... )

Oh my God this is so fucking hilarious ( Read more... )

1: Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, find line 4. Write down what it says:

It doesn't say anything. It's two photos of Inrin wearing black lingerie and spreading her legs.

2: Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you touch first?

Microphone and an Egashira 2:50 action figure (at the same time).

3: What is the last ( Read more... )

1. Copy this whole list into your journal ( Read more... )

I'm gonna update this thing randomly. As in like I'm going to write out, in list form, whatever the fuck pops into my head as I'm going. These things are listed in no particular order.